Sunday 16 March 2014

Tennis elbow, toothache and Tena lady


 



 

Life has been even busier than normal of late and I have not had the chance to sit in front of the laptop and create a blog post.  Days out, work commitments, mountains of paperwork and so on.  However, do not fear regular readers, I am back!

Following on from the flooding item in my last post, I had a visit from the local branch of the Jehovah’s Witnesses a couple of weeks back.  The lady who knocks every few weeks is very pleasant and chatty, usually brings her mother along for added entertainment, and we have a discussion about all sorts of issues whilst standing on the step.  I always take her Watchtower and the other publication, the name of which escapes me at present, as firstly it makes her day and secondly some of the bits are an interesting read.  I can’t proclaim to agree with a lot of the writings but people are free to believe what they like.  However, our conversation during this visit moved to a very British subject, the weather, and swiftly to the devastating floods over the past weeks around the country, particularly in Somerset.  According to the JW lady, had Jesus been alive today this would not have happened (she started quoting from the Bible about how He stopped the Sea of Galilee from flooding and drowning people) as he would not have allowed the houses to be built on the flood plains.  This to me implied that He would have been working in the Somerset County Council Planning Department (seems a little unlikely......how would he have fitted such a job around his preaching and miracles with food?).  I raised this idea with people from various other Christian denominations......after loud guffawing we agreed the concept to be a bit farfetched.  Actually I think He would be more useful at the food bank with a few loaves and fishes.  The townsfolk could be fully nourished for weeks.

I have spent the last week or so in the grip of another round of tennis elbow, fortunately not as severe as on previous occasions, but not ideal when I spend half the week having to lift toddlers.  Unless you have experienced this it is tricky to fully appreciate the pain......imagine a large bee stinging your arm around the bony bits every time you try to straighten the arm or bring your fingers and thumb together.  Not a good feeling and it makes everyday tasks harder e.g. changing gear in the car, using hair straightners, zipping pockets.......the list is endless.  Add into the mix my old adversary, chronic toothache caused by sinkholes appearing at random in various teeth, and you will understand why the shares in Panadol have rocketed.

Never mind, I am still receiving daily email offer to make my life easier........Tena Lady free samples, the walk in bath, SAGA this that and the other (I had no idea they had their fingers in so many pies), Viagra (great market research yet again) and the icing on the cake this month............an invitation to have a look inside my local care home.  Oh thank you for that.  Just because I can see it across the other side of the field from my house does not mean I am ready to move in there.
 



Last week I had the privilege of attending a celebration of life service for a local lady.  She passed away, unexpectedly, almost a month to the day prior to the service and only a week after I had met her in town as we were bustling around trying to beat the strong winds and get our various bits of shopping done.  The service was beautifully carried out and included amusing eulogies from her family which made the congregation laugh loudly.  The whole event was a very fitting tribute and the fact that people had to stand as the church was packed out showed how popular she was.  Over the years I knew her she was always caring, had time for a chat, asked about my other family members, knew every person by name as they walked through the surgery doors or if she met them in the street, and was the best person ever with a needle.......not once did she bruise me!  When I first registered with the surgery she was the person who did my initial health screening and the last time I had blood taken she was at the other end of the needle.

I always referred to her as “The Lovely Val” to her face and when talking to others about her, and this is how I will remember her.

 

Sunday 19 January 2014

Christmas, flooding and refunds


 

Into another year already, where did 2013 go to?  Now then, what has happened since my last episode?

Christmas has come and gone and passed off well, fairly quiet on the actual day itself, but we managed to avoid snow, ice, four day old sausages (regular readers will remember the events of two years ago) and overeating.  The television choice as usual was pretty bad and we spent some time watching ancient episodes of The Walton’s and Little House on The Prairie for some proper, wholesome, non-offensive family viewing.  Santa found his way to the tree and left some goodies.  He appreciated the carrots for his hoofed helpers but was less than impressed with the glass of water which I was instructed to leave him.  Apparently that was what he wanted, according to my parents as they filled a couple of sherry glasses to the brim and tucked in.  They were wrong; Santa wanted something a little more potent.

The television presenters and so-called experts are banging on about climate change being the reason we are experiencing flooding around the country.  I am sure that it has more to do with barmy council officials granting planning for houses and retail parks on flood plains, thereby taking away drainage that has been in place for many years and not creating sufficient new ditches, drains and soakaways.  Fortunately I have not been affected by flooding in this house.......just as well really as if I flood then the rest of the town will be like Atlantis seeing as how I live at the top of a hill.  More houses are about to be built near me so this non-flooding situation might change over the next year or two.

Before Christmas I purchased a new vacuum cleaner.  I looked online at a large retailer’s website, reserved it and collected it a few hours later.  On checking my receipt when I got home, I realised they had overcharged me by £80 so contacted the store and agreed to return later in the week to speak to the manager and get a refund.  Simple enough.......oh no.  I duly turned up with my receipt and a screenshot of the item with the price advertised only to be told that was incorrect and it had never been offered at that price, therefore a refund was out of the question.  Once I was fed up arguing the point with him, I guess he thought that was the end of the matter.  Silly man, he should have thought this one through.  I wrote and complained to his head office who replied stating that just because an item is reserved and collected the same day does not mean the price is the same.  They further listed all the price changes on this item over a short period of time.  Thanks very much for that, just what I needed for Trading Standards!  To cut a long story short, I had a refund for more than the difference between price advertised and price paid and Trading Standards are investigating the pricing anomalies on the company.  I also have a great vacuum cleaner.  Result!

My next mission is to have a proper sort out of every room in the house and see what I can unearth.  Rumour has it that a reward is still being offered for the capture of Lord Lucan.  I just may be able to claim this money by the end of this project..........